TeleJoke

HUMPTY DUMPTY’S MOTHER:
Humpty, If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a hundred times not
to sit on that wall. But would you listen to me? Noooo!

MICHELANGELO’S MOTHER:
Mike, can’t you paint on walls like other children? Do you have
any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling?

NAPOLEON’S MOTHER:
All right, Napoleon. If you aren’t hiding your report card inside
your jacket, then take your hand out of there and prove it!

CUSTER’S MOTHER:
Now, George, remember what I told you—don’t go biting off
more than you can chew!

ABRAHAM LINCOLN’S MOTHER:
Again with the stovepipe hat, Abe? Can’t you just wear a baseball
cap like the other kids?

ALBERT EINSTEIN’S MOTHER:
But, Albert, it’s your senior picture. Can’t you do something
about your hair? Styling gel, mousse, something...?

GEORGE WASHINGTON’S MOTHER:
The next time I catch you throwing money across the Potomac, you
can kiss your allowance good-bye!

JONAH’S MOTHER:
That’s a nice story, but now tell me where you’ve really been
for the last three days.

SUPERMAN’S MOTHER:
Clark, your father and I have discussed it, and we’ve decided
you can have your own telephone line. Now will you quit spending
so much time in all those phone booths?

THOMAS EDISON’S MOTHER:
Of course I’m proud that you invented the electric light bulb,
Thomas. Now turn off that light and get to bed!

from Parenting Funnies
Submitted by MemLok