Miss Horn was very overweight, so her doctor finally prescribed a strict regimen, telling her it was the only way to avoid serious health problems in he future.
“I want you to eat normally for a day, then skip a day, drinking only water. Repeat this three times, and by the time I see you next Thursday you’ll have lost at least 6 pounds.”
The patient promised to obey, and when she showed up for her next appointment he next week, she was almost 15 pounds lighter.
“Excellent progress, Miss Horn!” enthused the doctor. “And you lost all his weight simply by following my instructions?”
Miss Horn nodded. “It wasn’t easy, though, Doctor,” she admitted. “On the third day I felt like I was about to die!”
“From hunger, huh?”
“No, no!” she replied, “From skipping.”
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